Thursday, May 28, 2009

Popular TV Star Decapitated! The Stolen Photo


One of TV's most celebrated stars, and one of the most beloved, has sadly been taken from us in a most horrific manor.

Our reporter arrived at the scene just minutes after a vicious killer grabbed the actor and began to chew on his head! The killer removed and ate the actor's entire brain and then proceeded to rip out the star's entire spinal column!


Curiously, there was little blood at the scene. The medical examiner stated that it took several minutes for the actor to die, and that it was the worst murder case he had ever seen.

Here is the only photo. It was leaked to us by the medical photographer.

(WARNING, GRAPHIC! Do not continue if you have a weak stomach!)






His dear friend, Baby Bop, told us that with Barney's death, she was ruined. Such a tragedy all around!

UPDATE: A suspect is in custody